January 18, 2012

Reader Inquisition

Did you know that Smith is demanding some camera time? As if his beautiful mug isn't plastered all over this spot as it is. He's a demanding little shit isn't he? But with all this talking he's doing lately and all these fabulous new dolls that have decided to follow FNS, he told me it was a good idea to open up the floor to the readers for some q&a. Not to be confused with t&a, because lets face it... NO ONE wants to see that from this girl. I scare myself, unless there's wine involved. And then I think my post baby D's are sexy. And they're not. Trust. But here's the spin.

Smurf wants camera time. As in video camera. As in, my first ever vlog. And what's a better way to kick that shit off than with a little reader inquisition (also known as give me some effing blog material bitches). So, what do you want to know? Want to ask me about the tattoo that shall not be named? How about the real way we came up with Smith's name? Or how about what I would do if the Anheuser Busch company stopped making Miller Lite (die!)? Or do you want to see Smith's big ass feet? OMG, see I'm doing all the work for you now. Gah. What a bunch of lazy asses.

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17 comments:

Shannon Dew said...

1. What is your favorite movie
2. What made you move to the sunshine state
3. What would Smith's name be if he were a girl
4. Your stranded on an island, you can have 5 things, what are they

Karen said...

1. What kind of product do you put in Smith's hair? (love it btw)
2. How did you come up with Smith's name?
3. What are your favorite tv shows (other than Teen Mom).

Leah said...

1- What's under your bed
2- (Without looking) guess what time it is
3- Do you pray
4- Do you color your hair
5- Where did you meet your husband
6- Name something that's totally wrong

Crystal Renee said...

1. Can I ask your job? What do you do?
2. Did it take a while to get pregnant with Smith?
3. Are you originally from Florida?
4. Where did you meet your hubs? (Think that was asked)
5. Do you wear contacts?

{andthisiswhatshesaid} said...

I wanna know about the tattoo, or smiths name... yes, I know I copied then ones you said.

Mrs EyeCanSee said...

1. Your house is on fire and you can only grab one thing...what do you grab. Assuming all people and pets are safe.

2. You find $100 on the street and can buy anything you want. What do you buy?

3. Would you rather be deaf or blind? Neither is not an option.

Rachel said...

I'm a new reader so you might have covered a few of these before, but here are some questions:

1. What is the story behind Smith's name (love it, by the way)?
2. Tell us about that tattoo!
3. Do you plan on having more children? If so, when?
4. What state are you from?

Laura said...

Why did you start blogging?

Heather said...

Here are a couple...

1. How'd you meet your husband?
2. What is your fave wine/box 'o choice?
3. Obviously you have to spill about your tat now. :)
4. If you had a day to yourself, without the husband and babe, what would you do?!

Looking forward to reading some of these! :)

elizabeth said...

What is your degree in from ECU
Were you in a sorority
I seriously need to know how many nights a week u spent at PB's b/c mine may have been 3
Do you like living in FL

♥ Marcy ♥ said...

1. Your most embarassing moment?
2. If I came to Flo town where would you take me to wine and dine me?
3. What did you get in trouble for the most as young K?
4. You may have told us this somewhere along the lines but where did you meet Kent?
5. Biggest fear?
6. What type of makeup (ex. mascara, lip stick) can't you go without?
These questions suck but I wanted you to feel important ;)

Katie said...

How did your husband propose? I'm a sucker for those stories :)

Melissa at Tall Blonde said...

A). How did I miss this post?
B). Here's what I want to know:

1. If you could take an all expense paid trip anywhere in the world, where would you go and who would you take with you (assuming you would want to take anyone with you).

2. I too would like to know the story behind Smith's name.

3. If you could live anywhere else, where would it be?

Sarah said...

1. why miller lite? did you try others and not like them? my hubbs love ML and doesn't remember why he started drinking it over something else...

2. what was your favorite vacation?

3. are you a list maker? i know you despise bullet points, but do you make lists of things that need to be done everyday?

4. do you like crafting/creating or has it become a burden since you do sell your creations?

5. where did you order smith's books from?

Ashley H. said...

New follower! I find it refreshing and quite funny that you are so uncensored. Do you ever get slack for it?

siovhan said...

a) i just wrote this long comment and blogger had an error. eff.
b) just getting around to finally reading a WEEK'S worth of blogs (silly day jobs requiring attention).

I wanna know about the tattoo and Smith's name and also:

1) Have you ever had/considered plastic surgery?
2) If you could buy any ridiculous, crazy, retarded expensive thing, what would it be?
3) If you could trade any one body part with someone famous who would it be and why?
4) What would one thing would you save (beyond Smith, Hubs, and the furbabies) in a fire?
5) How did you decide on your car (before the appt. at the lot)?

Breanna said...

Here goes nothing lol..

1.) If you could change 1 thing about yourself what would it be?

2.) What are 3 of you favorite make-up products? And do you have any make-up tips for us?

3.) If you could move anywhere in the U.S where would you move?

4.)Name 3 of your favorite thing and 3 things you hate? ( anything people smacking, people riding in the far right lane with thier right blinker on...ya get my drift..)