February 16, 2012

Four letters

FUCK. Yep. I said it. On the blog. I dropped one.

I am usually somewhat censored on this little blog and try to keep the four letter bombs to a minimum, but I am at my whits fucking end and I need to release a little tension. It doesn't help that my box-o-delicious has run out and I don't even have some nerve sauce today.

My house is completely upside down. We are having our dining room and kitchen floors redone after our flooding over Halloween. EVERYTHING is in our living room right now. Including the refrigerator and stove. Its a fucking nightmare. We can't even get into the kitchen. Off limits until the tiles are put into place. Awesome.



This week has been pure hell at work. Without going into any detail, I want to kick some shins. The micromanagement and miscommunication has reached epic proportions. I dropped a loud eff bomb at my desk yesterday. And didn't give a flying shit. On a scale of ONE to a IMMACUTABITCH, I'm about at machete level.

And the cherry on top of the fucktastic cake is that I am being taken advantage of. Hard. By people that are supposed to be friends. I think I've posted on this topic before, but it seems sometimes that nothing good comes from being nice. And kind. And giving. All you do is get shit on. I wish I had it in me to be an asshole. I wish I could tell people to shove it up their ass so hard that they're shitting rainbows for a week.

But... my mama taught me better than that. So, I Xanax. And I whine. And I wine. And I drop eff bombs on le blog. Because no matter what, I always have you guys. And you bitches are the best.

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32 comments:

NCThinker said...

K - I'm so sorry things are so rough right now. :( Good things do come from being nice though. -- Only, sometimes we have to use a little discretion on how many friends we allow to choose us versus those we would choose. You have such a big heart - I hate to see you give it to anyone in any way that doesn't deserve and appreciate it. I love you -- oh - and you should know that you're one of the few women I know who can manage to be funny and charming whilst dropping the eff-bomb and "imacutabitch" - Are you sure you're not from the South!!?? :)

K said...

Oy that sounds like a nightmare! I can't even imagine what it is like to have your whole house turned upside down with a toddler on the move. I mean... my house is normally a disaster, but thank god Big A is tall enough to walk over the shit that it everywhere! And those people taking advantage of you? Want me to take care of them? I'm great at being an asshole! OH! And should be sending a package your way today! Hope it makes you smile!

Courtney said...

So since you can't use the kitchen are they paying for all your food since I am pretty sure you are eating out?

Drop all the F bombs you like. Wish I could overnight you a box of goodness.

:)

Ashley said...

There aren't many worse things than your house being a disaster zone. makes all of your days feel the same way. I hope they get all that finished as soon as they can. I'm sorry you're having a shitty week! I'm pretty good at being a bitch, so you can just send those "friends" my way and I will take care of them for you!

Leah said...

Dang girl that sucks! and yeah people who are selfish and don't give a crap that you're bending over backwards to be nice to them... well they have bad karma coming their way. Also sucks on the kitchen sitch. Good news is lots of eating out? Except for that gets expensive real fast :( I hope today goes better for you xo

Kim H. said...

Whoa, that's a lot in 1 week. I'm hoping that the house stuff resolves quickly. I can't imagine that level of chaos with le toddler. Sounds like things at the office are out of control - is it shit running downhill? I always found that when my boss was under the gun - it got taken out on me. Like they jacked something up, but suddenly it's my fault because they were called on their bullshit. As for the person or people taking advantage - that's just wrong assholes. You don't bite the hand that is always willing to help and be supportive - you just don't... It's part of the human decency code. Amen?

Heather (Live.Love.Laugh.) said...

I enjoy a good eff bomb! I have a trucker mouth! I would flip too of my house was upside down. I don't do well with clutter!!!

Holly said...

Not to minimize your problems by any means, but I am laughing my ass off at my desk right now.

Lady, you are funny.

Let your freak flag fly. Say goodbye to the bad friends. Ignore the losers at work. And milk the fact that your frdige is in your living room, because that is damn awesome.

Kara said...

Vent away girl!!! Do we work at the same office?! I think drinking on the job should be implemented. Just sayin'

Mommara said...

Girl vent away. That sounds horrible. I hate being taken advantage of. Shame on them . Whine, wine, and xanex it up momma! I've got a switch blade, an extra set of hands , and an Italian temper if you need ant assistance.

Mommara said...

Girl vent away. That sounds horrible. I hate being taken advantage of. Shame on them . Whine, wine, and xanex it up momma! I've got a switch blade, an extra set of hands , and an Italian temper if you need ant assistance.

World of Waxes said...

I hear ya sister! Being taken advantage of is not fun. Hang in there. P.S. I really like how honest you are and the way you write.

"B" said...

I enjoy other peeps F Bombs, b.c I am too big a weany to use them myself! So drop away, and I can send you all the box-o-deliciousness that are in my fridge since I cannot partake myself - though I desperately WANT too :(

elizabeth said...

So sorry things are rough! It always seems things pile on at the worst times.
I say eff probably 3x a day and way too much out in public!

Megan Wichman said...

I love a good f-bomb dropping. Especially when it's obviously needed...and you need it! Hope things start to turn around for you... but if it keeps fucking suck, keep fucking drop it on here!

Summer said...

girl I say the f bomb is totally in order lol! You have lots going on sweet friend! I am with you we should both try to be not as nice and tell some people to shove it up there arse so far that they will b shitting rainbows for a week love it ha! I have that problem too being to nice and being taken advantage of and I can't be mean not even once lol so I am with you I Xanax and I whine and I wish I could wine but the chemo shizit is saying not good so can't do it but you can drink more for me lol! Oh and if you need me to come down there and roid rage on a biotch I'm down lol!

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{andthisiswhatshesaid} said...

Awww, I am sorry girl. Its so hard when people take advantage oF you... I'm in the same situation. Its hard to restrain. We love you though, xoxo.

Laura said...

I would seriously flip my SHIT if I had to be without a kitchen... and had all my stuff in the living room... and had a toddler to care for... damn. You NEED wine. 2 boxes.

I really hope it gets better for you.

p.s. On a scale of ONE to a IMMACUTABITCH - made me LOL at work.

Stephanie said...

Listen up, lady. At times, only dropping the FUCK bomb gets the point across. Drink and drop 4 letters words all you want. Sometimes, this is the only way! And BTW, fuck is my favorite choice word.

J and A said...

I wish I lived closer. I'd bring you a box-a-wine stat. Vent away and your f-bombs are always welcome here.

*Katy* said...

I would need a box of wine AND a box of xanax if my fridge and stove were in my living room! good luck :)

(and for people being bitches to you-screw them!)

Ginger said...

Blah. I totally understand, both about the work insanity and the wine.
I'm thinking of taking a new job with a paycut so huge, my husband would have to go back to work and clara straight to daycare. THAT's how shitty my job has been lately.

well, at least your house looks adorable...

Marian said...

Hey. I love you. Don't forget it. Even though I do suck at responding to emails...the love, its still there!!

Also, I've been working...so can kick some asses...just saying;)

Shannon Dew said...

i'm sorry you're having a hella sucky week. if i were there we would hit up happy hour. the good news is we both bitched today on the blogs and people are supportive over it.

Kristin said...

Dude. Your week sounds like a hot mess. Stop by the nearest liquor store on your way home for a box of deliciousness. I think you've earned it...

Colleen said...

I am SO sorry to hear things are so rough right now. That is awful. And sucky people really do just suck the soul right out of you.

If it makes you feel any better, even with your fridge in the middle of the room, your livingroom still looks nicer than mine!

"On a scale of ONE to a IMMACUTABITCH, I'm about at machete level" Love this.

Laura said...

Sorry your week is lame, girl. :(

LisaGrant said...

I was putting new floors in the downstairs of my last house and the day they were to put them in they discovered that they were unusable when they put a couple down. I then had to live two weeks with concreate floors and my living room in the dining room because they had to special order new floors and it was the week of thanksgiving....I feel your pain girl!

Deals, Steals and Heels said...

i can get the hubs to totally hack their computers and make them look like terrorists if you want =)

supposed "friends" who end up being skanks are the WORST.

♥ Marcy ♥ said...

Love you!

Michelle said...

Your blog is the coolest. Took your button and smashed that sucker on my own blog. :)


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grickis said...

Don't often have time to check in on your blog but I surely hope you are having a better week! On your post about SAHMs...we are ALL busy ALL the time, just somehow, some of them find the time to only post the rainbows!