February 24, 2012

le husband

Husband likes to pretend he doesn't care about my blogging. But I think he's secretly jealous that he doesn't have a few hundred gorgeous women leaving him beautiful comments. Can't say I blame him. If I were a lesbian, I'd be all 'how YOU doin' because this is the way to meet ladies. Am I right?


While some of you are off galavanting at Blissdom (I still don't get the hype), I am sitting on my couch with my 2nd glass of boxed deliciousness and anxiously plotting my departure to bed. At 8:30pm. In my 10 year old sorority teeshirt with a hole at about nipple level. Word.

Doesn't that make you wonder what other bloggers do at night? I like to envision all these fabulous lives; women going out to eat at amazing resturants, drinking champage, and coming home to get ravaged by their hot pieces of man meat. Meanwhile, you guys are probably sitting on your couch braless and telling yourself that you'll definitely, maybe, probably not shave again tomorrow.  Its only been a week. Husband won't mind.

Sweet Jesus... this is why you don't drink and blog. How many followers have I lost with just this post?

What I was trying to get at is that I am going to force Le Husband to participate in this little corner of stupidity. He's going to answer your questions. And he's going to like it. About as much as he likes washing dishes or cleaning the dog shit out of the back yard. But nonetheless, I have the vagina in this family and basically that means I win.

So, in honor of my lack of exercise this week and my big fat FAIL for my Firm Friday, leave your questions for Le Husband below. And make him feel good. Ask him anything.




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21 comments:

Shannon Dew said...

I think I almost saw a pube...

OK question numero uno: What do you love most about your fabulous lady lover?

Dos: We all know RR is her celeb man crush, who is yours?

Tres: What's your favorite beer?

Courtney said...

Damn you Shannon! You stole 2 of my questions. Biotch ;)
Anyways.
1- What made you become a teacher?
2- What do you really think of K blogging to her "friends"?
3- Favorite band?

Allie & Stew said...

Oh fun! ;)
What are the 3 things you would pack for her on a deserted island?

♥ Marcy ♥ said...

Love the picture... LOL

1. What's the most attractive thing about Kristen?

2. What's your favorite food?

3. How do you feel about K's success on this ol' blog, in real life with work, etc., and you know being the most amazing mama eva?

Kristin said...

Yay! Love Q&As!

(1) What is your favorite date that you and KLaw ever went on?

(2) Since you're a music connoisseur, what's on your current playlist?

(3) What is the one material thing that you simply could not live without?!

Karen said...

Hi Kent...

-How've you been?
-Were you always an Elem. Ed major?
-Do you share Kristen's dislike of Miley? I gotta agree with her...the gums are a mess!

SG to SP said...

1. If you could have any other job (besides teacher or DJ) what would you do?

2. In your opinion what's the best and worst part of having a child?

Charlie's Mommy said...

1. How many tattoos do you have and what are they?

2. What is the best advice you would give Smith when he is old enough to understand?

3. Do you have any special talents (other than DJing) that you would like to share?

AmericanBridget (Jones) said...

If only I had found your blog sooner as you make me laugh (or piss my panties) in hysterics. Good way to start my Friday.

Question for your royal hubby:
Regular Oreos or Double Stuffed?

*Katy* said...

haha! love this! and I don't get the hype about blissdom either. and yes, I'm the blogger who is braless with a margarita in bed after a long day at work-don't judge :)

Question: do you like the boxed wine and Miller Light like Kristen? or something else? (hubby told me to ask this question!)

Melissa at Tall Blonde said...

Heehee...you always make me laugh.

Anywhoooo...Things are pretty classy in the evenings around our parts. I'm normal in a ratty T, no bra and my grandpa sweatpants (gray, ugly, 4 sizes to big, plenty of room for any wine bloat that may occur and waaay comfy), it's way sexy time at night in my crib. The Husband can't keep his hands off.

To Mr. Kristen:
1. Tell us your favorite story of Kristen
2. If you could take your gorgeous, lovable wifey poo anywhere in the world, where would you take her and would it be a surprise or would you have to tell her ahead of time?

Marian said...

Kent is the coolest! I mean, after K-Law...and Smith...and maybe the crazy animals that reside in the house too;)

Anyways, I definitely want to know who the celeb crush is...as well as what is currently on his playlist. But I'd also like to know your favorite song EV-AH...and if you can't do song, how about album?

Love me some K-Laws

Lucianna said...

How do you style your hair?!

Lucianna said...

Ok, one more question.
My husband recently made me choose 1) which celebrity (narrowed down to actors only) I would choose to marry, and 2) which actress I would choose for him to marry. He had to do the same thing as well and then we compared answers.
They were way off.
I would love to see a comparison of your choice and Kristen's choice for you and vice versa!!

SSS said...

1. If you ever have the house to yourself for a measurable period of time, what do you do?
2. Do you give a crap about how the house is decorated?
3. Has Kristen ever done something ridiculous and embarrassed you out in public? (I ask because my husband could empathize.)

Crystal Seed said...

Hahaha!! Love this Q&A about the husband...so, my first question is a copy off a few others, and that is What is your celeb crush? And, second would be...What is your favorite body part of KLaw? (since she just had a post about her boobs a few days ago...lol) And Last...how did you get into DJing?

Heather (Live.Love.Laugh.) said...

Tell us something funny about Kristen.
Do you think your wife is as funny a we(blog land) do?

Sarah B. said...

This is the first time I've come across this blog. I say drink and blog more often. I'll definitely keep reading! ;) As for questions for you hubby, can't say I have any. Maybe next time around?

Cath said...

Do you realize your moms reads this blog?

Kalli said...

I absolutely LOVE this blog!!! I piss my pants every time I read... Love me some K-Law!!!

So seeing as how my BF just had me show him a picture of the ring I want... I figured I would ask a question that I'm sure plenty of girl would want to know the answer to...

What goes through a guys head when proposing!?!?

Tiffany said...

1.How are you, dear?

2.Do you remember calling my then boyfriend, now husband a 'Bible reading mo fo' once when you were drunk? (you were complimenting him, btw). We actually talked about that the other day. We laughed.

3.Aside from getting married and having Smith, what's one awesome memory?