February 7, 2012

suffocating vagina

 
Really honey boo boo child? You just spent $127,000 on a Mercedes. Apparently, however, that cushioned bank account doesn't guarantee class or the ability to dress yourself properly.

I find better clothes on the 75% off rack at Target. That don't make my vagina look like its suffocating in stone washed cotton.

... just sayin

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25 comments:

Shannon Dew said...

she is repulsive and those shorts make me want to throw up my perfectly good burger king breakfast.

Laura said...

I didn't even know it was Miley. Yeesh. I am concerned, from glasses to shorts...girlfriend should invest in a stylist.

Aliya said...

BAAAHAHAHAA omg this cracked me up!!

Behold the Metatron said...

hahahahaha great post title.

Anonymously, Mine said...

Recently started following your blog. I couldn't agree more, gaaahhh she makes me want to vomit.

Tess @ Pro-tography 101 said...

Yikes! Lol

Tess @ Pro-tography 101 said...

Yikes! Lol

carrie1 said...

That hurts my vaj just looking at that picture... and that doesn't say much considering i'm still in "recovery" mode from my 9 lb chunker.. I swear the doc gave me vaginal reconstruction after he came out (thanks to the 30+ stiches) <-- eww... I know TMI.

Mrs. Potts said...

Hilarious! I saw a picture of her (may have been this one) yesterday & thought to myself, "I should email this to Kristen." I'm sure you get that a lot!

I also saw your 2nd hubby (RR) on the Today show this morning & wondered if you were watching. ;)

K said...

BAHAHA you effing kill me! She looks trashy. I guess money can't buy class.

melifaif said...

Ah hell....bwhahahaha! Those are so tacky. She got em from her momma. lol

Kristin said...

I don't even know where I should start....nor do I have the words to fully convey how unfortunate the entire ensemble is. That poor Mercedes...

Melissa at Tall Blonde said...

Suffocating vagina - poor thing (the vagina, not her).

LOL.

Thanks for the laugh, as always.

Claire Kiefer said...

Wow. Those are some heinous shorts. Man oh man.

♥ Marcy ♥ said...

I am crying I am laughing so hard. The Hubs just asked me if I was okay! hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa

Crystal Seed said...

This make her look even worse then she already is! UGh, hate her!!! Too funny! Made me chuckle just a tad....(ok, a lot!)

Summer said...

I just spewed my diet coke out of my mouth lmao...hahahhahahha she needs to let her vajayjay breathe for real!!

Breanna said...

Gag! Sad thing is ...
Those shorts probably cost more than our bank accounts combined ....

C.Dublas said...

Hahahahaha!!!

bananas. said...

and this...

"I find better clothes on the 75% off rack at Target"

...is why i double heart you!

Deals, Steals and Heels said...

sweet. lord.

maybe if she suffocates it, it will shut down and the cyrus gums won't continue into the next generation?? a girl can dream, right?

{andthisiswhatshesaid} said...

pretty sure I just pissed my pants a little from your title.

*Katy* said...

um...where the heck do you even FIND clothes like that? and who the heck would actually LOOK and then spend MONEY on them?

Ashley @ KiwisandCocktails said...

omg, honey boo boo child!! She was in Good Morning AMerica this morning when I was running on the treadmill and I had to stop my music to listen to that! I guess her mom gives her RED BULL AND MT DEW To keep her energized!! GOOD LORD!

Brittney said...

LMAO!!!