Did you think I forgot to recap the single most important 2nd birthday on the planet?
I would never intentionally disappoint my dollfaces. Or my Smurfdizzle. After all, I did go through all the trouble to lay on a table and let someone else pull him out of me without breaking a sweat. I did sneak a sip of Husband's Pepsi about 10 minutes post being stitched up and was reprimanded like I was a 4 year old drawing on the wall with dildo or something. My God, I had no idea it would cause that much panic.
But alas. I survived. Smith actually is still alive, despite the clear warnings about 48 hours into our first days home when I realized I had NO IDEA what I was doing. How the hell do you make this thing stop crying? Oh HELLS to the NO when mustard poop starts dripping out onto my freshly cleaned $60 sweats from Victoria's Secret. I now shop at Target. Or even Walmart. High quality duds? Guess that's reserved for mommies with a Black Amex and / or Husband that works 80 hours a week to support their wives designer taste. That shit doesn't fly in our house. Kent has underwear from 2009 and I proudly rock my 1999 Bid Day teeshirt. Whatevs.
Anyway, digressing as usual.
Smith's birthday was fantastic. The kid didn't stop smiling for the entire 3 hours of the party. And despite the fact that this mama didn't DIY and Pinterest the hell out of it, it still turned out great. And, dare I say even better because I didn't spend my time focusing on all the nitty gritty details. Instead, I was able to ENJOY. And... wait for it... PLAY with my son for 3 solid hours. I'm certainly not knocking the kick ass mommies that do plan. Honey boo boo child, I WISH I could have had the time to plan. But between searching for a new home, moving, putting our kitty to rest, a trip to Ohio, and a trip to Trinidad for the 3 weeks leading up to the event, it just wasn't in the cards. But Smith could have cared less. And that, my dolls, is priceless.
Now, onto the pictures!
Happy Birthday Smurfdizzle. We love you and are so grateful to be your parents.