- Kim Kardashian compared her public marriage demise to having cancer. While talking to a cancer patient. You know, I try to give this chick credit because she bought herself a really good set of extensions and has eyebrows that even I'd pay good money for. But her head is so far up her own ass that I'm certain she can lick her own colon. She's got that Teen Mom Farrah cry down pat doesn't she?
- Everyone is busy comparing Miley's new do to Pink's. Why is anyone wasting their breath on this one? Pink owns it. Game over. And why does Miley always look like she's queefing?
- Jessica lost all but 10lbs of her baby weight. And she looks amazing. Can we please stop talking about it? Here's a new topic. I have gas. GO.
- Rhianna and Chris Brown kissed at the VMA's. I'm not quite sure why this is a big deal. He beat the shit out of her. And she apparently has forgiven him. Her decision. Kinda like how I decided that Taco Bell burritos are the devil to my ass, but I keep letting that little fucker back in my life. To each their own, I guess.
- Kristin Stewart keeps wearing Robert Pattinson's clothes and hats in public. World Goes Bananas. Kent still wears my red lace thongs, so quite frankly, I don't see what the big deal is
(kidding husband, gah!)
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Kim is an idiot. Plain and simple. I don't know why anyone lets her talk to publicly without a script.
J-Sim looks fab after having a baby a few months ago!
J-Sim looks fab after having a baby a few months ago!
Oh Kristen - you are so funny and I needed a laugh this morning. I hate Kim K. ugh......coming from someone who lost their Mom to cancer I have no time for her.
I see your American Cancer Society fundraiser. I emailed you about donating some Scentsy. Maybe you didn't get it cause I see some Scentsy listed. Next time let me know if you do this again.
Kim
Seriously Rhi Rhi is such a douche douche. Hate her. And Kristen? Is she trying to show she loves him? Get over it!
Friggin' hilarious!! And so true!
This made me LOL!!! Love your commentary!!!!!!! :)
Miley is gross.
Way to flippin' go, J. Simp. Seriously. Saw her on GMA the other morning, and that's awesome - she looks great.
K. Stew, really? What is she trying to prove?
hahahahah
Holy tits mcgee Jessica Simpson! I will give you TWO guesses where those pesky extra ten pounds are hanging out. On your freaking chest! Wowza!!
I think Jess looks great for having a baby a few months ago however it drives me nuts that she says she weighed 170 when she had the baby, no way in hell she only weighed 170.
Kim K is a waste of space. Plain and simple.
bwhahahahaha! Kim is an idiot! I thought the same thing she has the Farrah cry down pat and to compare her sitch to Cancer, paaaalease, your right I do think she could lick her own anus ha! OH and the Miley Cyrus hair cut omg she doesn't rock it like Pink and I'm so over hearing it lol! Oh and the Chris Brown Riahnna kiss people they have been seen kissing for months no big suprise there lol, and Kristen Stewart welp she wore his hat when she cheated and now she's wearing his clothes out good lord, lol I'm sure Kent will love you busted out his love for your red thongs hahahahh! This made my day, hey link it up to the Sunshine Project pretty please with a cherry on top, this really gave me the Sunshine I needed this morning! I love you mean it! :)
You having gas is a new topic? I thought that was an old one ;)
suuursly, Kim annoys the holy heck out of me with how into herself she is. Its absolutely ridiculous how obsessed people are with that family.
And I know it shouldn't bother me, but it irks me that that sour puss, KStew still wears Rob P.'s clothes. She's trying to get back into his vampire pants when the damage has already been done. I could never stand her anyways tho, so that probably adds to my irritation haha.
haha! I love when you do these, sooooo funny AND since I'm such a loser and never have any celeb dirt it helps me catch up. Kim K is beyond ridiculous- beyond.
I'm so glad you cleared this up! Ugh, I hate Kim's cry face.
hahah this has made my day that much better! :P
<3 Melissa
Great post L O V E D it, needed the laugh, thanks :]
You can legit make a girl spit her drink out with your witty comments. Love it.
I love your witty banter. Seriously - I wish I had it. But I just don't have that gift.
you are freaking hilarious!
Love it, and agree on all fronts! People have been awful to Jessica Simpson. If there is ever a time in life to down buttered poptarts shamelessly, it is definitely pregnancy.
you should probably replace perez and/or chelsea lately. that post was epically amazing (epically might not even be a word)....out of the 50 posts i managed to read tonight in well over a month yours was by far my favorite!
i just want Pink to hit miley in the throat. for america.
Ahhh....so many things I LOVE about this post!!! I love you...
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