- Kim Kardashian compared her public marriage demise to having cancer. While talking to a cancer patient. You know, I try to give this chick credit because she bought herself a really good set of extensions and has eyebrows that even I'd pay good money for. But her head is so far up her own ass that I'm certain she can lick her own colon. She's got that Teen Mom Farrah cry down pat doesn't she?
- Everyone is busy comparing Miley's new do to Pink's. Why is anyone wasting their breath on this one? Pink owns it. Game over. And why does Miley always look like she's queefing?
- Jessica lost all but 10lbs of her baby weight. And she looks amazing. Can we please stop talking about it? Here's a new topic. I have gas. GO.
- Rhianna and Chris Brown kissed at the VMA's. I'm not quite sure why this is a big deal. He beat the shit out of her. And she apparently has forgiven him. Her decision. Kinda like how I decided that Taco Bell burritos are the devil to my ass, but I keep letting that little fucker back in my life. To each their own, I guess.
- Kristin Stewart keeps wearing Robert Pattinson's clothes and hats in public. World Goes Bananas. Kent still wears my red lace thongs, so quite frankly, I don't see what the big deal is
(kidding husband, gah!)