Rob moved back in with Kristen Stewart. And now all is right in the world. Err, who gives a shit. Ugh. I wish they'd disappear like the extra dimple I found on my ass this morning.
Please tell me this is happening. I mean, can you imagine how much fun they'd have in the bedroom comparing the size of each others boobs? Simon's furry chesticles has Carmen beat any day. By the way, I kinda love her. She's pretty.
Apparently some mothers have the ability to screw on false eyelashes when they have an infant son at home. All I was able to manage was scraping dried vomit out of my hair and shaving my armpits once a week. Meow.
And Kimmy wore this. And I laughed. God she's ridiculous. Cute sunnies though!
Pamela Anderson tweeted this photo of herself. Next time I even think that I'm too old to rock a short skirt, I'll remember that she's inching toward 50 and still puts this shit out there. Granted, her body defies gravity while mine is trying to superglue itself to the floor.
Recently Gaga decided to post these photos of herself online and share her story about how she's been battling anorexia since she was 15. You KNOW how I feel about this chick anyway. I am quite over her antics and think her over the top personna is boring and over played, but is she trying to prove she's "beaten" anorexia? Because if she's trying to say she's fat in these pictures, I'll punch her in the horned eyeball because I look like that naked too and I like to think I'm just pleasantly full (of wine).
Then this happened...
And that's your celebrity junk.