Rob moved back in with Kristen Stewart. And now all is right in the world. Err, who gives a shit. Ugh. I wish they'd disappear like the extra dimple I found on my ass this morning.
Please tell me this is happening. I mean, can you imagine how much fun they'd have in the bedroom comparing the size of each others boobs? Simon's furry chesticles has Carmen beat any day. By the way, I kinda love her. She's pretty.
Apparently some mothers have the ability to screw on false eyelashes when they have an infant son at home. All I was able to manage was scraping dried vomit out of my hair and shaving my armpits once a week. Meow.
And Kimmy wore this. And I laughed. God she's ridiculous. Cute sunnies though!
Pamela Anderson tweeted this photo of herself. Next time I even think that I'm too old to rock a short skirt, I'll remember that she's inching toward 50 and still puts this shit out there. Granted, her body defies gravity while mine is trying to superglue itself to the floor.
Recently Gaga decided to post these photos of herself online and share her story about how she's been battling anorexia since she was 15. You KNOW how I feel about this chick anyway. I am quite over her antics and think her over the top personna is boring and over played, but is she trying to prove she's "beaten" anorexia? Because if she's trying to say she's fat in these pictures, I'll punch her in the horned eyeball because I look like that naked too and I like to think I'm just pleasantly full (of wine).
Then this happened...
And that's your celebrity junk.
16 comments:
Gahhhhh I love this! Thanks for the laugh... ;) I need it considering my eye balls are on fiyah from being up over half the night. I know you feel my pain!
Do you ever watch TMZ? The other night they had Flava Flav on it talking to Miley. She walked away and he goes "Wow! Gwen Stefani!" so someone tells him who it actually is and he apologizes. They then take a picture together and she is making all these weird faces. I didn't know that someone could look more gross in a picture than Flava Flav. Congrats Miley! He's the attractive one in that picture!
Kim Kardashian's outfit is the most ridiculous thing I've seen all week...ok, and throw in Miley's new hair style/color too. No wonder Flava Flav called her Gwen Steffani!
OK. we need to chat. is miley on drugs? pam is fucking hot. snooks, well she's snooks. gaga is gross gross. simon and carmen? really? she is so pretty. kim looks like an asshole. rob+kristen can rot in hell
Snookie can do lashes and extensions bc miss nanny she hires can watch said kiddo while her stylist makes her like a hooker!
And Kim K....Ha. I do love me some Khloe K but Kim get over yourself. Although I am guilt for following her on twitter.
PS. I am going to be a new writer for the poop whisperer. I have been reading you and the others on there for a while. Jessica wanted some more special needs input!!! Happy to join the team.
Just a few things...Your extra dimple comment reminded me that I have a few dimples that just piss me off, so maybe I should put down my 2nd can of Coke this morning and perhaps switch to water...Just one more sip first. I kinda love Carmen too; she is definitely hot. Kim's outfit made me LOL...Really Kimmie? And good grief Miley...You are going downhill so dang quickly. Yuck. And that is all. Happy Thursday!
Oh friend, you make me laugh so so hard!!!!!!!!!
When I watch E! or read people.com, I can't help but wonder what story is going to make it into your celebrity junk post!
I still think the fact that Snooki has a baby is more proof the world will in fact end this December like the Mayans predicted.
The Simon/Carmen couple is very very strange to me.
The horned eye comment literally made me spit out my tea back in the cup. Classy, I know. Thank you for the laugh I so needed!
I think the "anorexia" thing is crap. I've battled an unhealthy relationship with food, and the LAST thing you EVER do is put yourself out there like that. Shit, it makes me sweat just thinking about it.
If I were Pink I would be so pissed Miley tried to steal my doo. I know copying is a sign of flattery, but come on....Miley craves attention and these ex-Disney gals just aren't all that.
Are Simon and Carmen really dating because I just vomited in my mouth.
Ewwww...bad visual.
This is why I love you! OK so I'm not gonna lie, I was all tickled HOT PINK ROB was single again since you know Im the big Edward fan lol then he goes and takes her back and blah blah and she cries and blah blah and I read it in every.single.tabloid and now I am like should I watch the second part of Breaking Dawn...then I snap out of it and say hell yeah he's still hot as Edward I still have his Barbie and Bella resides in the closet as a joke gift from my friends before surgery lol! OK so I have no words for Miley none, I am speechless, When I saw Kim in that outfit I laughed right out loud, she looks like she is wearing one of those lamp shade things they put on the dogs to keep from scratching, yup she totally does! I am over the Gaga gaga too, I feel bad for her, I am sad she has anorexia, I am happy she came out with her story, I think she looks great, oh and does she still have those horn thingys? They really creep me out just about as much as when she came out of that alien egg thing at the music awards a few years ago lol! So thanks for the giggles I needed them!
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You can word things so flawlessly that I damn near pee myself at least 3 times a week. And thank you for that. haha
Love Lady Gaga, but I can't say I believe her when she says she put on 25lbs. 10-15lbs maybe, but 25?! She doesn't look THAT different.
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