September 6, 2012

I had a dream

I had a dream that I was in the women's bathroom and started chatting it up with Kris Jenner.

About how Kim is a dirty whore and about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

And she agreed. Hmmph.

Maybe I need more sleep. Or less wine. And definitely no more E!... Well... Until Guilianna and Bill's new season starts. I'm waiting to see if new motherhood makes her face a little more tolerable.

She's quite hard to look at, no?

7 comments:

Shannon Dew said...

you know my mom and i were recently talking about Guilianna. I want to think she's pretty but...the hairline? the wide face? i don't know...

Mallory said...

Um. You best not be talking bout my BFF Giuliana like that!

Kidding, but not really. Ha! I love her! I do agree with your dream about Kim though ;)

momFITtingitallin said...

I love that show and I want to see how these jet setting bi-coastal parents be parents - just saying. But yes now that you mention it there is something about her face - is it too tight, too long not sure . But I do enjoy the show!!

Sharee'
www.momFITtingitallin.com

Stephanie said...

Guilianna is one unattractive lady but you gotta like her a little since she has been throw so much!

Behold the Metatron said...

She is SO hard to look at. I don't get how she got an on camera job. These days you just have to be size 0 with 0 talent and a busted face. Where are the Rita Hayworths? lol

kristen
www.beholdthemetatron.com

Allena said...

I love Guliana but agree she isn't the prettiest. I think she knows how to use makeup and hair tricks to make herself look as good as possible, but her face is so wide, something is just off.

Deals, Steals and Heels said...

guiliana is like a fairly pretty alien. i think her skin is stretched too tightly on her skull.