The emails and tweets have been pouring in.
And I contemplated my response on this for a few hours. Carefully trying to decide how I would address it. And what my future holds. If only I had a Rep to ask for privacy during this difficult time.
It's been a beautiful love affair with Ryan. He's been good to me over the years, but something in him has changed. He's not the same as he once was.
A delectably good looking man such as him... I can imagine how it would be difficult to fend off the thirsty bitches. But, his continued poor choices in women have left me feeling quite melancholy. Sure, you could perhaps turn the other cheek when he married Scarlet. She does have really nice boobs. Bad choices in tattoos, but who am I to judge, really. But perhaps the simplicity of her lifestyle in comparison to other Hollywood hookers (I'm talking to YOU Lindsey), is what drew him in. All was forgive when he realized the vast mistake he made and decided to divorce. HER.
He quietly began dating Blake. And the moment I read the news, it was like a knife to my wanna be silicone enhanced chest. Ryan. She showed her MEEPLES all over the internet. *shakes head* Have you learned nothing?
Okay fine. Go eat your gelato in some poh-dunk down in Canada. Have the dirty whore meet your family, but Ryan. This was to be a passing phase. A mere blip on the Valtrex radar.
But then you up and married her.
I can no longer stand idly by support you anymore. I have lost all respect for you and your questionable choices in women.
I will always love you. But, this love affair must end.
So, I plead with you. Please respect my privacy while I morn the loss of my Husband. But, I will welcome suggestions for replacements. Perhaps Ian Sommerhalder will do.