I started assembling Smith's epic Halloween costume over the weekend. And caused myself permanet scarring in the form of a golf ball sized blister on the most appropriate finger on my left hand. Okay, fine. I'm exaggerating. More than slightly. It's only the size of a pencil eraser, but damn if that shit didn't hurt like I had stuck my hand inside an oven for oh, about 3 hours. I am the biggest p*ssy.
I know I teased a little on Instagram this weekend, but dolls this costume, along with the FAMILY of costumes we have going this year is of epic proportions. Not necessarily the scale or whatthefuckisthatshit of it, but more because it's awesome. And highly appropriate. On a million and one levels. And this may just be my Bomb.com Mom of the Year moment because it's getting crafted like a mutha. I know. I KNOW! I say it all the time. These Pinterest assholes make me feel like the dog shit on the bottom of your shoe sometimes, but my God. I will do it and it will be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (said in your best DJ Lance Rock voice of course).
Last year little man was Superman. Only because he wouldn't / couldn't / didn't tollerate anything on his head. Do you know how limiting Halloween costumes are (especially for boys) that don't include some kind of head piece?
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Epic dolls. Epic. Just wait. Hold your pretty drawers tight. This might actually make me Pinterest worthy!
10 comments:
I loved him as super man. B still hates things on his head...good thing we live in Chicago where it gets to about 0* for 2 months...he still wont wear a snow hat!
Good god I cannot wait to see it!
Oh shit! Haha
omg I can't wait to see!!! You're soooo creative and talented!
I can't wait to see it and I'm sticking by the guess I made on IG.
Hunter is wearing a $15 costume I bought from Old Navy, not homemade but it's damn cute and seeing how we may take him to two houses I didn't want to go all out this year.
Your such a tease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gah
I am sure it will def be Pinterest worthy and somebody else will feel like dog shit on the bottom of your shoe... haha
Ahhhh, I can't wait!!!! I need some clues!
Trent wants to be a robot. Huh? No clue why. But I guess I'm figuring out how to fashion a robot costume. I really need to start on that...
Just found your blog and immediately became a follower! It's always so nice to meet other sarcastic young Mom's!
I look forward to reading more - adding you to my blog list now :)
Oh boy!!!! I need your Instagram name. I just joined. #late
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