I have been doing all of my shopping through Ebates.
Please tell me you've heard about it. They pay you to shop through
them. To most stores actually. I've gotten cash back ranging from 2% -
15% on whatever I order online. Old Navy, Target, Amazon, Overstock,
Land of the Nod, etc. Before you shop online, you log into your Ebates
account and search the company you want to buy from. Click on the deal and you're all set.
They'll cut your greedy ass a check every quarter. It's free money for
shit you're already doing. Anyway, I'm not here to hawk Ebates, but damn
if you want to give yourself some more money, you'd be smart to sign up.
Shannon is turning me into a fashionista. She insisted I needed to add a denim jacket to my wardrobe, so I got one. Still not sure how to rock that shit without looking like a Poison groopie but maybe I'll get the swing of this whole looking presentable business. Aquanet hair and leopard print leggins aside.
What I did want to do is share some of my favorite things right now. Because I'm all I'm not about to turn 33, I'm a well oiled mom machine who still looks like THIS girl. Except not really at all because you need to throw on about 15 more lbs, add some grey hair, and 1,759 more dimples on my ass.
And Avon's Glimmersticks? Shannon turned me onto this shit and I'm like WOAH addicted. They have this gorgeous plum / black liner and it makes me want to dance The Carlton in a pool of Pinot Grigio. A lot of people ask me about my eye makeup. THIS is what makes it dolls. No fluff.
And since my birthday is coming up and Shoe Dazzle sent me a 30% off coupon to celebrate, I decided to make credit card love to this little ditty. Cross body bag AND turquoise? Bitch please.
Thank God Shannon pointed me in the direction of this little number. Do you know how pissed I'd be if I didn't get my dirty little hands on it? Kiki La Rue has my vote for being awesome.
I scored this amazingly cute dress from Old Navy. Long maxi with 3/4 length sleeves? You might as well have told me I could lick frosting off Ryan's nipples.
So go. Get your shop on. But don't forget to get some money back and shop through Ebates. And tell your mom I said hi.
16 comments:
I love Avon Glimmersticks! They are the shit!! I'm addicted to purses and I lovvveee that one.
I need someone to teach me to be presentable. I rock yoga pants everyday. And thank God the messy bun is in...nobody knows Im just being a lazy ass...
I told Summer every morning you crack me up!
Cute purse...cute dress!!
bahahahhaahaha I am still laughing at the thought of you swimming in some box o'delicious! MMMM...
I'm a loser who has never heard of ebates... going over to sign up now. Maybe if I got a paycheck back every quarter for all my online shopping, I wouldn't have to find a corner or a pole.
And I love you for The Carlton reference. :)
The shirt is adorable!
I want to come swim in some pinot too... and daummmm I love all this shiz... heading over to ebates now! HOLLA
Man.. I love that tank - so cute.
Psssssh, no free cars? What's up with that??? Your title to this post cracked me up :)
I love the mustache shirt and that bag Super cute :)
That's seriously like the best license pic ever. I hate you. (I love you). Well shit, I sound psycho....hah!
i'm gonna need a video of this carlton dance STAT.
and that bag is the jam. fo realz.
Signed up for eBates. What's your favorite mascara? I'm on the hunt for a new one.
Yes, watching ourselves age through IDs is not fun. lol.
Hope all is well!
♥ kristen ♥
www.beholdthemetatron.com
God I love your blog. You crack me up especially the title of this post! Gonna try those glimmer sticks!
That is a super hot license picture. Jealous! Mine always look really, really bad.
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