I'm pretty sure Holly and I are separated at the sarcastic womb. I promise she isn't one to miss. God, I love her already!
Okay Holly... tell us the truth. What is it REALLY like to have two kids under three?
It's a fine line between rainbows & butterflies... and busting the child-proof cap off the Xanax bottle.
You have a black Amex with absolutely no responsibility to pay off. Top three things you do.
Trade up my green shaggin' wagon, have some Lipodissolve done on my back bacon, and fix my English-villager teeth.
What can we expect from your blog?
You can expect Biggest Loser-style weight loss pictures, some blonde babies, and a husband who has a thang for blog moms
Favorite toy growing up?
Easy Bake Oven... Nothin' like a 60 watt brownie.
Do you secretly wish you were a 17 year old girl so it would be socially acceptable to have a crush on Justin Bieber? Or am I the only one?
The 17 year old girl in me is still in love with Hanson. So yes, it's totally acceptable.
I mean, does she sound RIGHT up my alley or what? And that means she's your girl too. I know you bitches love sarcasm and unobtrusive wit mixed with some 4 letter eff bombs.
Go check her out!