October 17, 2012

SWW


So What Wednesday

  • So what if I just spent $170 on new bedding for Smith. Actually, fuck that. That was ridiculous. But he deserves it. And he picked it. And I was able to afford it for a hot minute, so why not.
  • So what if I feel like a complete failure of a wife when I don't cook a legit meal. To the point where I apologize to my Husband. To which he always says "no big deal, I wanted XYZ anyway". To which it annoys because he's not saying "Oh honey, you do so much for us otherwise it would never matter." Why is shit never good enough for us women? I mean, seriously. We're a bunch of assholes.
  • So what if seeing this picture of Kim Kardashian in her ridiculous Halloween costume makes me want to punch a cheetah. God, she gets more and more annoying.

  • So what if one of the guys at work told me that a little extra junk in the truck and thicker thighs was actually attractive instead of a detriment. To which I raised him a burrito and toasted to my ever growing fat ass.


24 comments:

Courtney said...

Um did you see the picture of her and you could totally see her butt through the skirt!? WTF!

I love his bedding and do what I do, at least it wasn't PBK expensive.

Erin said...

Yes to bullet number two, so many times yes! Just had that moment on Monday when I called the husband after a very long day at work and told him I was sorry but I wasn't cooking dinner he was getting pizza. He was happy and I felt like shit. Oh the joys of being a woman ;)

Heather (Live.Love.Laugh.) said...

Oh Kim, what are you going to do when your no one!! Does a cheeta need to die so you can look dumb!!

The Hungry Hunt said...

I like SWW! So what?!?

Lauren said...

She looks just plain dumb in that costume. Makes me want to gag!!!

Stephanie said...

Let me just state that when Kim's Halloween costume was posted on IG, I look at James and said and I quote "You have got to be fucking kidding me? This bitch doesn't stop." I get that she is smoking hot but where the Hell is some modesty?? If I ever see or hear about her crying over just wanting to be treated like a normal person, I may slap a bitch.

Lynsey said...

Kim is nasty! That costume confirms it.

MrsD said...

Puke. Kim is such a dirty whore. Gah.

KatiePerk said...

Bwahahaha. Hooray for new bedding. Eff KK.
I have chosen to be in the other boat with the dinner thing. IF I get a legit meal together (ie: not cereal) then I act like it is a huge effing accomplishment. So does Matt. I love it. hehehe.

Mrs. Newlywed Giggles said...

She is super annoying. I want to pucnh her in the face.. and the cheetah.

Elle Noel said...

When I look at the Trakashian's I'm reminded that it can always be worse. I raise you three burritoes. I love lunch. Happy Wednesday!

AmericanBridget (Jones) said...

Thank you for reminding me why I continue to dislike the Kardashian clan. As if we need another sexy cheetah running around Hollywood with paparazi in tow reminding me that my choice in devouring those Chips Ahoy cookies were not my brightest idea.

Seriously, we get she reams of sexiness, but does she really need to be a slutty feline? I would have preferred the Sexy Mr. Potato Head costume on her any way.

Katie @ Loves of Life said...

OMG WHYYY do I follow her on instagram? This photo annoyed me instantly.

Kristen Price said...

Once had a guy tell me he loved "big" girls. Oh well thank you buddy for calling me a "big" girl. Assclown. Love your blog!!!

Shannon Dew said...

Is she serious? Like this is a legit costume!?

♥ Marcy ♥ said...

Personally that costume looks like a normal day in the life of Kim Kardashian... like she would literally wear that as everyday wear... SHE IS A SKANK... But you may call me one after you read my SWW post and see what I am contemplating being for Halloween LOLOLOLOL

Laura said...

Seriously, Kim? SERIOUSLY?

Melanie @ 4Kottez said...

LMAO. I can't agree with you more on Kim K. I saw that instagram and puked a little in my mouth. Over her...

I like your guy at work - i like him alot. LOL

Jess said...

My sister's husband has a saying.

"Bones are for dogs, meat is for men". AMEN TO THAT.

[dianegatorfan] said...

That pic of Kim K is RIDIC. Am I surprised? No. Disgusted, yes.

Love the new bedding!

Mrs in Training said...

Whaaat? Kim's costume is the trashiest thing I've ever seen. Hands down. Barf.

Holly said...

I wish you were my mom!! The only bedding I ever got was the plastic bag, filled with pillow shams and a fitted sheet. Highly flamable comforter that was a molecule away from plastic.

And Kim? hatethabitch.

Ginger said...

I weigh a bit more than this now, but when I was about 21, the father of a boyfriend who I'd dated for about a year commented similarly on the positivity of my "weight gain." I'd gone from a slightly sickly less than 100 lbs to about 102 at that point. Curvy at 102???? Sickos and losers!

Aly @ Analyze This said...

omg. what the fuck is KK wearing?!?!