February 13, 2013

The ugh's of celebrity



Obviously we all know my disdain for Miley Cyrus. Which was only amplified by her comments about how she'll never have long hair again. Because it's not who (she really is). Bitch please. All you are is a redneck in Gucci clothing dripping in the stench of fried pigs feet and choking on your oversized gums. And do yourself a favor. Eat a sandwich you skinny shit. And send Anne Lennox her look back.



I'm kind of obsessed with Amber Rose. Despite her poor choices in men (Kanye and Wiz), I think she is bad ass. And her face? My god. Her face is stunning. I love her. 


Does JLo bother the shit out of anyone else? It always looks like she's intentionally trying to squeeze a turtle head back into her tightly wound and probably gold platted asshole.

 
 
 

22 comments:

Kimberly said...

LOL!
I agree with Amber Rose. I thought that the other night watching....what a stunning face.

Lisa said...

Agreed, agreed, agreed!!
Amber Rose is absolutely gorgeous!
JLo needs to realize she isn't 25 anymore
and don't get me started on Miley! Ugh!

Erin Shell said...

I recently discovered your blog through Holly and you had me at "bottomless booze"
Can't wait to read more!

Courtney said...

I can't stand any of them. Well I mean I won't lie I have a Wiz song on my phone.

Gah Mylie makes me want to claw my eyes out. JLO stop dating your damn back up dancers!

Erin Shell said...

I made my way over to your blog through Holly's and you had me at "bottomless booze."
I can't wait to keep reading!

Kenya @ Life with Giggles said...

I can't stand Miley! She is annoying and when she does speak let alone "sing"... it makes me want to beat myself with a bat.

The Macons said...

Ugh Miley looks SICK! And Jlo is gross, I wish I could type the face I am making right now.

Shannon said...

J.Lo looks like she has a turd on her head.

Heather said...

I hate that leg pop thing celebrities have been doing since Angelina did it. It looks ridiculous!

Lauren said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!! :)

Lauren said...

PS: and Miley has totally lost her ever loving mind!!! Like it's never to be found again!!! Insane! :/

Amanda Z said...

"Send Annie Lennox her look back" - Fabulous! And hasn't J-Lo been demoted to a D-lister yet? If not, she needs to be. No one cares anymore.

Southern Sass said...

AMEN. Long hair isn't her? But what disgusting is? I agree about Amber Rose, beautiful! I wonder what made her look at him and think I'm going to make him my boyfriend. JLo enough said.

Elizabeth said...

Miley just no...she looks horrible! So over her!

Libby's Life said...

I completely agree 100% with you on Miley!! Oh and JLo is so annoying and I cannot stand anything about her either.

SH said...

Haha! Miley has gone downhill. I loved her look last year when she had the blonde bob, but I'm not loving her new look. To each their own, I guess!

Sheree
The Hartungs Blog
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Whisper said...

JLo is totally trying to pull off the Angelina Jolie leg pimp.

Deals, Steals and Heels said...

miley is THE WORST. gross.

Ashley said...

I hate J Lo. I don't know why. I have no feelings towards Amber. I have to say that I do kind of like Miley Cyrus since a few years back when my foster kid made me go see her movie and it wasn't that bad.

BryanaEllen said...

Dying of laughter from the Miley part. I 110% agree with that!!

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Jasmine Hellogmsunshine said...

LOL!! and this is why I love your blog! I wholeheartedly agree with everything you just said. Carry on. :)

Tiffany said...

J Lo has irritated me from way back in the Jenny-from-the-block days. Everything about her finds my last nerve and works it. Works it hard.