March 5, 2013

Queen Queef

Funny how blog content comes and goes in waves. Kind of like diarrhea or a case of food poisoning. I am in no way comparing my blog content to vomit or shit (although some might disagree), but I have had a whole lot of nothing to say lately. 

Could be because I am up to my earballs (yes earballs) in LLP orders. Or maybe that nothing has really grabbed my attention enough lately to showcase on the deep, dark recesses of this sometimes amusing blog. Except for that fucktastic outfit that Kim just wore. She can't be serious. If ever there was a definition of suffocating vagina, she would reign Queen Queef.


I did want to share this little gem with you. Just so happens that I was featured in our company's studio spotlight this week. The questions are circulated amongst your peers and thrown together in a weekly spotlight. While I think it would be much cooler to just post the shit without getting approval from the person being featured,  I was still pleasantly surprised at my studio mates responses...

Although.. I'm not sure if I should be offended or proud that the depths of my love for mommy juice has traveled throughout my company.  Or that I have a blog. Awesome.

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8 comments:

K said...

Haha that's awesome. I don't think my co-workers know anything about me other than I like to roll my eyes at them when they are being annoying. Looks like they got you to a T! Although this being sick forever thing has to go. Hope you're feeling better!

Leigh Sullivan said...

Kim's "maternity" wardrobe is awful. There is not one cute thing Kanye has allowed her to wear.

Elle Noel said...

Kim's wardrobe is atrocious. I wholeheartedly believe she does it for attention. Great post as always!

Heather (Live.Love.Laugh.) said...

Kim needs to give into maternity pants bc she doesn't look preggo she just looks fat! And her fashion since Kanye is silly!

Vanessa Miller said...

Do give her Ryan Reynolds....Priceless!

Holly said...

God, I just got caught up on your posts. The Kim bases makes me grin like an idiot every time.

Meg G said...

You're from Milford, DE? Do you know Bethany Mortimer?

Becca Stockman said...

I don't understand how someone can claim to be a fashion designer... and then dress baby momma up like a maxi pad.